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Match stopped for rain.
Fans opened three weather apps.
Third umpire said not out.
Living room said definitely out.
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Came home for two weeks.
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Fridge sirf khulta nahi.
Maa ke ears mein notification bhi jaata hai.
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Turn left old petrol pump se.
Jo 2009 mein band ho gaya tha.
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Half kapde.
Half achaar.
Plate mein 14 cheezein.
Table pe jagah zero.
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Box mein 8 samose the.
Meeting ke end tak 2 bache.
Set alarm for 6.
Snooze until 7:45.
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Open fridge.
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Half clothes.
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